Sam in the class

teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog! Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair? Sam: No comb, sir. Teacher: Use your dad's then. Sam: No hair, sir. Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water? Sam: "HIJKLMNO". Teacher: What?! Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O! Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with "I". Sam: I is ..... Teacher: No, Sam, always say "I am ...." Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26 alphabets" Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 on the other, what would I have? Class: Big Hands!!!!!!



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