you might be..

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF: 1)YOU HAVE A COMPLETE SET OF SALAD BOWLS AND THEY ALL SAY COOL WHIP ON THE SIDE. 2)IF A TORNADO HITS YOUR HOUSE AND MAKES $10,000 WORTH OF IMPRUVMENTS. 3)IF THE BIGGEST CITY YOUVE EVER BEEN 2 IS WAL MART. 4) IF YOUR WORKING TV SITS ON TOP OF YOUR NON WORKING TV 5)IF YOUVE MISSED 5TH GRADE GRADUATION BECOUSE YOU HAD JURY DUTY.





Constipation relief
business opportunity